Thanks for putting this together. I miss you all so lets have a BBQ or something.
Natalie's good, she's still tolerating our marriage well. My clone, Tanner, is good and I have him fighting competitively against kids and animals for money. Lauren is really the funniest person I've ever been around and my stupid 10 month old can't even read yet, or change his own diaper - I guess every family has one.
I just got some good news! I was accepted into HCA's COO Development Program and I get to stay at Timpanogos Hospital. This program takes about 3 years and then I'll be placed as a COO - so if you want my autograph you better do it now.
The next time one of your wives are need medical treatment for bruises, cuts etc. come see me and I'll make sure the police don't get informed.
Gayvid